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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ And he climbed with the lad up the      \
| Eiffelberg Tower. "This," cried the     |
| Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour!    |
| The time for all Whos who have blood    |
| that is red to come to the aid of their |
| country!" he said. "We've GOT to make   |
| noises in greater amounts! So, open     |
| your mouth, lad! For every voice        |
| counts!" Thus he spoke as he climbed.   |
| When they got to the top, the lad       |
| cleared his throat and he shouted out,  |
| "YOPP!"                                 |
|                                         |
| And that Yopp... That one last small,   |
| extra Yopp put it over! Finally, at     |
| last! From the speck on that clover     |
| their voices were heard! They rang out  |
| clear and clean. And they elephant      |
| smiled. "Do you see what I mean?"       |
| They've proved they ARE persons, no     |
| matter how small. And their whole world |
| was saved by the smallest of All!"      |
|                                         |
| "How true! Yes, how true," said the big |
| kangaroo. "And, from now on, you know   |
| what I'm planning to do? From now on,   |
| I'm going to protect them with you!"    |
| And the young kangaroo in her pouch     |
| said, "ME TOO! From the sun in the      |
| summer. From rain when it's fall-ish,   |
| I'm going to protect them. No matter    |
| how small-ish!"                         |
|                                         |
\ -- Dr. Seuss "Horton Hears a Who"       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;