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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Conquer with Inaction                   \
|                                         |
| Do not control the people with laws,    |
| Nor violence nor espionage, But conquer |
| them with inaction. For: The more       |
| morals and taboos there are, The more   |
| cruelty afflicts people; The more guns  |
| and knives there are, The more factions |
| divide people; The more arts and skills |
| there are, The more change obsoletes    |
| people; The more laws and taxes there   |
| are, The more theft corrupts people.    |
| Yet take no action, and the people      |
| nurture eachother; Make no laws, and    |
| the people deal fairly with eachother;  |
| Own no interest, and the people         |
| cooperate with eachother; Express no    |
| desire, and the people harmonize with   |
| eachother.                              |
|                                         |
\ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;