Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nobody is one block of harmony. We are \ | all afraid of something, or feel | | limited in something. We all need | | somebody to talk to. It would be good | | if we talked to each other--not just | | pitter-patter, but real talk. We | | shouldn't be so afraid, because most | | people really like this contact; that | | you show you are vulnerable makes them | | free to be vulnerable too. It's so much | | easier to be together when we drop our | | masks. | | | \ -- Liv Ullman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;