Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred, Tan me \ | hide when I'm dead. So we tanned his | | hide when he died, Clyde, It's hanging | | there on the shed. | | | | All together now... | | | | Tie me kangaroo down, sport, | | | | Tie me kangaroo down. | | | | Tie me kangaroo down, sport, | | | \ Tie me kangaroo down. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;