Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "Stupidity, like virtue, is its own \ | reward" | | | \ -- William E. Davidsen / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;