Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Barbara's Rules of Bitter Experience: \ | | | (1) When you empty a drawer for his | | clothes | | | | and a shelf for his toiletries, the | | relationship ends. | | | | (2) When you finally buy pretty | | stationary | | | | to continue the correspondence, he | \ stops writing. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;