Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Carson's Consolation: \ | | | Nothing is ever a complete failure. | | | \ It can always be used as a bad example. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;