Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / But I always fired into the nearest \ | hill or, failing that, into blackness. | | I meant no harm; I just liked the | | explosions. And I was careful never to | | kill more than I could eat. | | | \ -- Raoul Duke / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;