Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The universe is like a safe to which \ | there is a combination -- but the | | combination is locked up in the safe. | | | \ -- Peter DeVries / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;