Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and \ | many barristers of the city subscribed | | to a fund for his funeral. The Lord | | Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to | | donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" | | exclaimed the man. "Only a shilling to | | bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go | \ and bury twenty of them." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;