Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / intaxication: \ | | | Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which | | lasts until you realize it was your | \ money to start with. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;