Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "Do you smell something burning or is | | it me?" | | | \ -- Joan of Arc / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;