Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Food for thought is no substitute for \ | the real thing. | | | \ -- Walt Kelly, "Potluck Pogo" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;