Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You should never bet against anything \ | in science at odds of more than about | | 10^12 to 1. | | | \ -- Ernest Rutherford / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;