UCLA Linux User Group. Free as in Freedom.

404 Not Found

Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  The programmers of old were mysterious \
| and profound. We cannot fathom their    |
| thoughts, so all we do is describe      |
| their appearance.                       |
|                                         |
| Aware, like a fox crossing the water.   |
| Alert, like a general on the            |
| battlefield. Kind, like a hostess       |
| greeting her guests. Simple, like       |
| uncarved blocks of wood. Opaque, like   |
| black pools in darkened caves.          |
|                                         |
| Who can tell the secrets of their       |
| hearts and minds?                       |
|                                         |
| The answer exists only in the Tao.      |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;