Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nearly all men can stand adversity, but \ | if you want to test a man's character, | | give him power. | | | \ -- Abraham Lincoln / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;