Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The Following Subsume All Physical and \ | Human Laws: | | | | (1) You can't push on a string. | | | | (2) Ain't no free lunches. | | | | (3) Them as has, gets. | | | | (4) You can't win them all, but you | \ sure as hell can lose them all. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;