Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No self-made man ever did such a good \ | job that some woman didn't want to make | | some alterations. | | | \ -- Kim Hubbard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;