Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of \ | middle-aged men. | | | \ -- Kin Hubbard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;