Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass \ | your way again. | | | \ -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;