Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Politics: A strife of interests \ | masquerading as a contest of | | principles. The conduct of public | | affairs for private advantage. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;