Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This guy runs into his house and yells \ | to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your bags! | | I just won the California lottery!" | | | | "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack | | for warm weather or cold?" | | | | "I don't care," responds the husband. | | "just so long as you're out of the | \ house by dinner!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;