Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If a team is in a positive frame of \ | mind, it will have a good attitude. If | | it has a good attitude, it will make a | | commitment to playing the game right. | | If it plays the game right, it will win | | -- unless, of course, it doesn't have | | enough talent to win, and no manager | | can make goose-liver pate out of goose | | feathers, so why worry? | | | \ -- Sparky Anderson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;