Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / If there is a sin against life, it \ | consists perhaps not so much in | | despairing of life as in hoping for | | another life and in eluding the | | implacable grandeur of this life. | | | \ -- Albert Camus / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;