Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...everything on this earth has a \ | purpose, every disease an herb to cure | | it, and every person a mission. This is | | the Indian theory of existence. | \ Mourning Dove, (Salish 1888-1936) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;