Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Somehow I have more respect for \ | 14 year old Debian developers than | | | \ 14 year old Certified Microsoft Serfs. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;