Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A good scapegoat is hard to find. A \ | guilty conscience is the mother of | | invention. | | | \ -- Carolyn Wells / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;