Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTRAN is a good example of a language \ | which is easier to parse using ad hoc | | techniques. | | | | -- D. Gries | | | \ [What's good about it? Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;