Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If, for some reason, we make some big \ | mistake and IBM wins, my personal | | feeling is that we are going to enter a | | computer Dark Ages for about twenty | | years. | | | \ -- Steve Jobs (1955-2011) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;