Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Execution \ | | | If people were not afraid of death, | | Then what would be the use of an | | executioner? If people were only afraid | | of death, And you executed everyone who | | did not obey, No one would dare to | | disobey you. Then what would be the use | | of an executioner? People fear death | | because death is an instrument of fate. | | When people are killed by execution | | rather than by fate, This is like | | carving wood in the place of a | | carpenter. Those who carve wood in | | place of a carpenter Often injure their | | hands. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;