Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I want you to organize my PASTRY trays \ | ... my TEA-TINS are gleaming in | | formation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES | \ -- please don't be FURIOUS with me -- / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;