Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q: Could you see \ | him from where you were standing? A: I | | could see his head. Q: And where was | \ his head? A: Just above his shoulders. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;