Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / What happens to a dream deferred? Does \ | it dry up Like a raisin in the sun? Or | | fester like a sore -- And then run? | | Does it stink like rotten meat? Or | | crust and sugar over -- Like a syrupy | | sweet? | | | | Maybe it just sags Like a heavy load. | | | | Or does it explode? | | | \ -- Langston Hughes / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;