Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I know the disposition of women: when \ | you will, they won't; when you won't, | | they set their hearts upon you of their | | own inclination. | | | \ -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;