Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Nouvelle cuisine, n.: \ | | | French for "not enough food". | | | | Continental breakfast, n.: | | | | English for "not enough food". | | | | Tapas, n.: | | | | Spanish for "not enough food". | | | | Dim Sum, n.: | | | | Chinese for more food than you've ever | \ seen in your entire life. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;