Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / You may have heard that a dean is to \ | faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. | | | \ -- Alfred Kahn / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;