Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The primary function of the design \ | engineer is to make things difficult | | for the fabricator and impossible for | \ the serviceman. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;