Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "He did decide, though, that with more \ | time and a great deal of mental effort, | | he could probably turn the activity | | into an acceptable perversion." | | | \ -- Mick Farren, _When Gravity Fails_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;