Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A quarrel is quickly settled when \ | deserted by one party; there is no | \ battle unless there be two. -- Seneca / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;