Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /i understand there are some \ | reasonable limits to free speech in | | | | america, for example I cannot scream | | Fire into a crowded theatre | | | | .. But can i scream fire into a theatre | | with only 5 or 6 poeple | | | \ in it ? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;