Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I gained nothing at all from Supreme \ | Enlightenment, and for that very reason | | it is called Supreme Enlightenment." | | | \ -- Gotama Buddha / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;