Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Zero Mostel: That's it baby! When you \ | got it, flaunt it! Flaunt it! | | | \ -- Mel Brooks, "The Producers" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;