Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Harry's bar has a new cocktail. It's \ | called MRS punch. They make it with | | milk, rum and sugar and it's wonderful. | | The milk is for vitality and the sugar | | is for pep. They put in the rum so that | | people will know what to do with all | \ that pep and vitality. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;