Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No hardware designer should be allowed \ | to produce any piece of hardware until | | three software guys have signed off for | | it. | | | \ -- Andy Tanenbaum / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;