Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / In a whiskey it's age, in a cigarette \ | it's taste and in a sports car it's | \ impossible. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;