Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Pascal is a language for children \ | wanting to be naughty. | | | \ -- Dr. Kasi Ananthanarayanan / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;