Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Don't talk to me about naval tradition. \ | It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the | | lash. | | | \ -- Winston Churchill / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;