Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ... A booming voice says, "Wrong, \ | cretin!", and you notice that you have | \ turned into a pile of dust. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;