Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "The four building blocks of the \ | universe are fire, water, gravel and | | vinyl." | | | \ -- Dave Barry / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;