Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Anyone who imagines that all fruits \ | ripen at the same time as the | | strawberries, knows nothing about | | grapes. | | | \ -- Philippus Paracelsus / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;